Love Quotes on Dating
Attraction is not a choice. - David DeAngelo
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Woody Allen
Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore, you’re settling.
Everyone knows that dating in your thirties is not the happy-go-lucky free-for-all it was when you were twenty-two. - Helen Fielding
Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? - Judy Tenuta
I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg
I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she’d brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me. - Scott Roeben
I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. There was nobody home. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. - Jennifer Lopez
I’m dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. - Garry Shandling
It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them. - from Sex and the City
I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
My boyfriend used to ask his mother, ‘How can I find the right woman for me?’ and she would answer, ‘Don’t worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.
My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I’ve got another three goes. - Sally Poplin
My grandmother’s 90. She’s dating. He’s about 93. It’s going great. They never argue. They can’t hear each other. - Catherine Ladman
Nothing is so embarrassing as the first tete-a-tete, when there is everything to say, unless it be the last, when everything has been said.
One good thing about Internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
Secret forces are bringing compatible spirits together. If the man permits himself to be led by this ineffable attraction, good fortune will come his way. When deep friendships exist, formalities and elaborate preparations are not necessary.
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
When a girl is under 21 she’s protected by law. When she’s over 65 she’s protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she’s fair game. - Cary Grant
When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn’t get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it. - Scott Wolf
Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner
Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again. - Susan Healy
